Shade Strategist Mugs

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Sunbathers.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Elusive Shadow.

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

The Sun Bather

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"I love summer."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

Sidewalk the game

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Protecting the green

'Is it labor day already?'