Shade Strategist Mugs

SPF 45. Sun block.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

Sunbathers.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

That kid's all business.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Elusive Shadow.

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

The Sun Bather

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

"I love summer."

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Crab using a cocktail umbrella as a parasol on the beach.

Sidewalk the game

Protecting the green