Sexting Pillows

Captain Ahab receives a dick pic.

Ethics exam cheater.

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"I AM at my usual position."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Pet a Puppy

Oymoticons

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Text Culture

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Textin’"

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Time for tea and friendship.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."