Sexton Pillows

The Goblin and the Sexton

The goblin and the sexton

'Looks like the sexton position is still vacant.'

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Mikado

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

Last Chance for Everything.

"Are you kids going to behave, or do I have to put my foot down?!"

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Bathing and Showering.

Ninja.

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

For Heavens sake - don't let your pet watch manga cartoons on TV anymore!

Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

"It's teeth whitening."

Rodin's Roofing Contractor

Pope-mon

"I just knew we had something in common: me, a vulture and you, auditing Carillion."

Manga study #2

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

"For the last time-I'm not on drugs, I'm just anime."

MLB 2020

'Actually I'm meditating on a bizarre anime that I saw last night.'

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"He says he's a great salmon guide."

The duck stops here.

A planet like ours - "I wish evolution would just hurry up and sort out some proper camoflage."