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"You'll find a day in the sewage treatment plant will do wonders for you."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Eat me"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Thug life on safari.

Safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"And that's why you go on safari."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

'White meat or dark?'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

5 Second Rule!

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

'I'm too old to be a hunter now: I've become a scavenger too...'

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

Will Kill For Food

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."