Sewer Safari Adventurer Prints

"You'll find a day in the sewage treatment plant will do wonders for you."

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Eat me"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Thug life on safari.

Safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"And that's why you go on safari."

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

'White meat or dark?'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

Will Kill For Food

5 Second Rule!

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

'I'm too old to be a hunter now: I've become a scavenger too...'

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"