Settlement Strategist Gifts

Search no further for a settlement strategist! Our collection features clever and inspiring items perfect for professionals who excel at navigating negotiations and closing deals. Whether they need a fun desk accessory or a motivational print, find a gift that acknowledges their talent and dedication in the world of settlements and dispute resolution.

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Lawyer: 'She got the house, he got the money, and somehow, I ended up with the kid.'

Lawyer: 'She got the house, he got the money, and somehow, I ended up with the kid.' mockup

Lawyer: 'She got the house, he got the money, and somehow, I ended up with the kid.'

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'To be fair, I didn't say I was good, I said I was expensive.'

'To be fair, I didn't say I was good, I said I was expensive.' mockup

'To be fair, I didn't say I was good, I said I was expensive.'

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"She's just waiting for him to be worth divorcing."

"She's just waiting for him to be worth divorcing." mockup

"She's just waiting for him to be worth divorcing."

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"You've just got a set of clubs for your husband? I'd call that a good exchange!"

"You've just got a set of clubs for your husband? I'd call that a good exchange!" mockup

"You've just got a set of clubs for your husband? I'd call that a good exchange!"

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'Before I tell you the amount they are offering to settle, please sign this form freeing me from any liabilty for your health.'

'Before I tell you the amount they are offering to settle, please sign this form freeing me from any liabilty for your health.' mockup

'Before I tell you the amount they are offering to settle, please sign this form freeing me from any liabilty for your health.'

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'She got the house, the car, AND a tobacco settlement!'

'She got the house, the car, AND a tobacco settlement!' mockup

'She got the house, the car, AND a tobacco settlement!'

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"Walter? Tim here. Right. . . yeah. . . we got your settlement offer and I'm putting together our response right now."

"Walter? Tim here. Right. . . yeah. . . we got your settlement offer and I'm putting together our response right now." mockup

"Walter? Tim here. Right. . . yeah. . . we got your settlement offer and I'm putting together our response right now."

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'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!' mockup

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

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"I AM at my usual position."

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'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

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'Call the boss! We're in trouble!' mockup

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

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"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

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"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour." mockup

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

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"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

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"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs." mockup

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

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Moving in

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"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us." mockup

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

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Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof. mockup

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

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When cockroaches go unchecked.

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'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...' mockup

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

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'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.' mockup

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

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'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.' mockup

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

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'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.' mockup

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

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Punishment for the kicker.

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'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.' mockup

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

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"I like to stay on top of things." mockup

"I like to stay on top of things."

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'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,' mockup

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

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"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday." mockup

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

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'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.' mockup

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

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'What say we set aside all our petty grievances and just hate each other on general principles.'

'What say we set aside all our petty grievances and just hate each other on general principles.' mockup

'What say we set aside all our petty grievances and just hate each other on general principles.'

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'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.' mockup

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

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"Before you ask for a raise, I need you to be aware I've got a map of your brain on my mobile."

"Before you ask for a raise, I need you to be aware I've got a map of your brain on my mobile." mockup

"Before you ask for a raise, I need you to be aware I've got a map of your brain on my mobile."

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'I'd like to sue my way to success.' mockup

'I'd like to sue my way to success.'

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Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury mockup

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

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Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!' mockup

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

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Settlement Strategist Gifts Collection

Settlement Strategist Mugs

Discover a range of mugs that celebrate settlement strategists, blending humor with professionalism—perfect for their daily caffeine boost.

Settlement Strategist Pillows

Explore cozy pillows that add personality and comfort for settlement strategists, making their space uniquely theirs.

Settlement Strategist Prints

Browse inspiring prints designed for settlement strategists, ideal for decorating their office or home with a touch of cleverness.

Settlement Strategist T-Shirts

Find fun and witty t-shirts tailored for settlement strategists who want to showcase their negotiation skills with a smile.