Setting Up A Home Cinema Gifts

"I bought an old screen from a movie theater for our entertainment room. Getting it in the door and down the stairs may be a challenge."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Filming Christmas

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Is that a new hi-tech remote? Yeah, it's a real game-changer!

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'It just seem excessive, somehow -- buying a big-screen, high-definition TV to watch Geraldo with.'

Home theatre.

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

"I'd appreciate it if you'd wait until school to do that. We've worked long and hard to bring you state-of-the-art home theater."

' I think this 3D TV will take some getting used to, Dear!'

'We do have kids but we're actually looking for something bigger for our big screen TV.'

They all have such big nostrils.

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

'What DID people do before trying to set-up Home Entertainment Systems?'

"Do you not think you're taking this home cinema a bit too seriously?"

Man enters room with giant envelope, saying: 'Hey, check out the new flat-screen TV.'