Setting Up A Home Cinema Pillows

"I bought an old screen from a movie theater for our entertainment room. Getting it in the door and down the stairs may be a challenge."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

Filming Christmas

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

'Drive-ins are so expensive...this is much better than a drive in.'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'

'Let's buy the one that has the game on it.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

Home theatre.

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'It just seem excessive, somehow -- buying a big-screen, high-definition TV to watch Geraldo with.'

' I think this 3D TV will take some getting used to, Dear!'

They all have such big nostrils.

'We do have kids but we're actually looking for something bigger for our big screen TV.'

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

"It's bad enough seeing his vacation movies - he's gotta charge admission!"

Man enters room with giant envelope, saying: 'Hey, check out the new flat-screen TV.'

'What DID people do before trying to set-up Home Entertainment Systems?'

"And, it would also help us attract the best babysitters."