Service Stations T-Shirts

"Check your oil? Empty your astray? Wipe your nose? Kiss youfeet?..."

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

"Nap time."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Fast Food Restaurant

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

Self Service Island

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"Thanks for waiting."

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Service plan 24-7

"How is it you can commit to world class service but not to me?"

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"Boss says the racks yours after hours, Mel. Just lock up."

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

Low oil prices.

'You mean you want good communication and competent service?'

'Trainspotters'

Coffee shop request for tea in china cup.

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

"What kind of fuel am I?"

'Maybe complimentary refills wasn't such a good idea.'

'How can you possibly buy a sandwich where they sell motor oil?'