Service Stations T-Shirts

"Check your oil? Empty your astray? Wipe your nose? Kiss youfeet?..."

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

"Nap time."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Fast Food Restaurant

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

Self Service Island

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

Service plan 24-7

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

"How is it you can commit to world class service but not to me?"

"Thanks for waiting."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Low oil prices.

"Boss says the racks yours after hours, Mel. Just lock up."

Old woman trying to swipe card in gas attendents bottom crack.

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.

'You mean you want good communication and competent service?'

'Trainspotters'

Coffee shop request for tea in china cup.

'How can you possibly buy a sandwich where they sell motor oil?'

'Maybe complimentary refills wasn't such a good idea.'

"What kind of fuel am I?"