Service Skeptics T-Shirts

Celebrate the skeptical at heart with T-shirts that feature clever, funny statements. Perfect for casual wear, these tees let them showcase their playful distrust in services in style.

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Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!' mockup

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....' mockup

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

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"You can tell it's a classy restaurant - they're ignoring us with panache."

"You can tell it's a classy restaurant - they're ignoring us with panache." mockup

"You can tell it's a classy restaurant - they're ignoring us with panache."

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"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM."

"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM." mockup

"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM."

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'A formal inquiry could take months, sir, and still be inconclusive.'

'A formal inquiry could take months, sir, and still be inconclusive.' mockup

'A formal inquiry could take months, sir, and still be inconclusive.'

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"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting." mockup

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

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"I ordered my steak rare - and this is well done...!"

"I ordered my steak rare - and this is well done...!" mockup

"I ordered my steak rare - and this is well done...!"

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'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?' mockup

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

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"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?" mockup

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

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We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?" mockup

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

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Use Next Window.

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'Waiter, there's a tar ball in my soup.'

'Waiter, there's a tar ball in my soup.' mockup

'Waiter, there's a tar ball in my soup.'

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City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick.

City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick. mockup

City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick.

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"I don't know why they call you a waiter... I'm the one that's been doing all the waiting!"

"I don't know why they call you a waiter... I'm the one that's been doing all the waiting!" mockup

"I don't know why they call you a waiter... I'm the one that's been doing all the waiting!"

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'What do our service charges cover? -- people who ask too many questions!'

'What do our service charges cover? -- people who ask too many questions!' mockup

'What do our service charges cover? -- people who ask too many questions!'

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"At least my lawyer got two years more than me."

"At least my lawyer got two years more than me." mockup

"At least my lawyer got two years more than me."

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'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...' mockup

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

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"24 hour service. Yes, that's how long it takes us to prepare your pub lunch."

"24 hour service. Yes, that's how long it takes us to prepare your pub lunch." mockup

"24 hour service. Yes, that's how long it takes us to prepare your pub lunch."

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We've got to order more uniforms! mockup

We've got to order more uniforms!

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I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.' mockup

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

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A midwife and a waiter pass through a set of double doors.

A midwife and a waiter pass through a set of double doors. mockup

A midwife and a waiter pass through a set of double doors.

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"Now you've finished your desserts, can I interest you in some chewing gum?"

"Now you've finished your desserts, can I interest you in some chewing gum?" mockup

"Now you've finished your desserts, can I interest you in some chewing gum?"

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'The answer is still no. I'm not interested!'

'The answer is still no. I'm not interested!' mockup

'The answer is still no. I'm not interested!'

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Central Bank: A Full Service Bank mockup

Central Bank: A Full Service Bank

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"The booths are for parties of four or more."

"The booths are for parties of four or more." mockup

"The booths are for parties of four or more."

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Please Wait Here To be Served

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Supermarkets

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"We'd like to substitute you for a waiter who'll write down our order."

"We'd like to substitute you for a waiter who'll write down our order." mockup

"We'd like to substitute you for a waiter who'll write down our order."

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Please take a number.. '.E = MC2?' mockup

Please take a number.. '.E = MC2?'

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"It's a temporary austerity measure, sir - There's a ten-day waiting period for withdrawals."

"It's a temporary austerity measure, sir - There's a ten-day waiting period for withdrawals." mockup

"It's a temporary austerity measure, sir - There's a ten-day waiting period for withdrawals."

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"We've become so diversified these days...let me check to see if we have anything at all to do with customer service."

"We've become so diversified these days...let me check to see if we have anything at all to do with customer service." mockup

"We've become so diversified these days...let me check to see if we have anything at all to do with customer service."

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'Our customer service is impeccable. Please bus your own tables.'

'Our customer service is impeccable. Please bus your own tables.' mockup

'Our customer service is impeccable. Please bus your own tables.'

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"Everything all right?"

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Service Skeptics T-Shirts Collection

Service Skeptics Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for service skeptics, perfect for adding a humorous touch to their morning routine. Click here to find the ideal mug!

Service Skeptics Pillows

Discover pillows that bring humor and comfort to skeptics’ spaces. Perfect for adding a playful touch to any room—browse our funny pillow collection now!

Service Skeptics Prints

Browse our humorous prints that celebrate service skepticism with clever art. These pieces are sure to spark conversations and add personality to their walls.