Service Industry Observers Pillows

No Shoes, No Service

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

'How can you be so cheap?'

'We're well known for serving only the freshest mineral water, Madame.'

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"This one to your liking, sir?"

End Tipping Now!: 'I can't find a hotel that will host our convention!

Food left unattended will be eaten by waiter.

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

Even Santa outsources

'We're completely computerized. Just tell us what you want and I'll tell you if it's suitable for you.'

'I never get tipped!'

We've got to order more uniforms!

John panics as he realizes being first to put money in the offering means people will know how much he gave.

'I do wish you would stop asking for change back when they pass the plate.'

"15%? We all tipped 20%"

'First, let me tell you what i don't want.' Most cases of food poisoning can be avoided by being a little nicer to the waiter.

"...And so Bob was recalled to our Lord, the self-regulating market."