Service Industry Observers Mugs

No Shoes, No Service

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Made redundant from Honda please help

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

'How can you be so cheap?'

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

'We're well known for serving only the freshest mineral water, Madame.'

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"This one to your liking, sir?"

End Tipping Now!: 'I can't find a hotel that will host our convention!

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

"Hang on hon. A table with a more expensive tab needs me."

Even Santa outsources

Food left unattended will be eaten by waiter.

'We're completely computerized. Just tell us what you want and I'll tell you if it's suitable for you.'

We're with the gutter cleaning service.

'I never get tipped!'

"...And so Bob was recalled to our Lord, the self-regulating market."

We've got to order more uniforms!

'I do wish you would stop asking for change back when they pass the plate.'

Waiters hate Simon Cowell...

'First, let me tell you what i don't want.' Most cases of food poisoning can be avoided by being a little nicer to the waiter.

"15%? We all tipped 20%"