"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."
Service Observer Mugs
Celebrate the vigilant service observer with our witty mugs, perfect for starting their day with a smile. These designs honor their sharp eye for detail and attentive nature in a humorous way.
"Is anything O.K.?"
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
Glance Exchange
"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."
"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"
He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.
'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'
Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer
'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"What are you doing?"
'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'
"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."
'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'
'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'
You are here.
Nervous at a party.
A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
Service Observer Mugs Collection
Service Observer Pillows
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Service Observer Prints
Browse our art prints that capture the essence of the keen-eyed service observer—ideal for decorating their personal space.
Service Observer T-Shirts
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