Service Industry Observer Gifts

Your Money Cheerfully Refunded If Not Completely Satisfied.

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

Politicians are from Uranus.

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

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Short Memories

Ask me about our frequent donation plan.

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

"Come at me, Bro!"

'We're well known for serving only the freshest mineral water, Madame.'

"Who cares? The emperor is really buff."

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

'Nine years of college for this?'

"This one to your liking, sir?"

Food left unattended will be eaten by waiter.

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

"Can you come by Table Seven? They have some edits for the chicken."