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Your Money Cheerfully Refunded If Not Completely Satisfied.

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Politicians are from Uranus.

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

'It was my unfair dismissal claim cap.'

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."

Made redundant from Honda please help

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

Ask me about our frequent donation plan.

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Short Memories

He donated his body to social science.

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

'We're well known for serving only the freshest mineral water, Madame.'

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Who cares? The emperor is really buff."

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

'Nine years of college for this?'

"This one to your liking, sir?"

Texting in the Gilded Age.

Food left unattended will be eaten by waiter.

'There wasn't anything you could do -- somebody had to win the election.'