Service Economist Pillows

If we're moving towards a service economy, why won't you mow the lawn?

"This is our soft opening."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Your position has been outsourced, Blue bottle...if you wish to continue working for us...may I suggest relocating and taking a 600 pay cut.

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"More croutons, sir?"

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

The Waiter

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

Traders joining Wall Street protests

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

"Uh, Dad, I appreciate the 'walkin' around money,' but I need 'walkin' around New York City money.'"

'Darling - are you finding these waiters rather over-attentive?'

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."

'We're well known for serving only the freshest mineral water, Madame.'

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

We all have our little problems, Alansky. Unfortunately, you're one of those who gets fired for them.

"Allow Me"

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

'The problem's too simple - call someone else'

"This one to your liking, sir?"

"Sorry we can no longer supply a free tick removal service."

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'