Service Economist Pillows

If we're moving towards a service economy, why won't you mow the lawn?

"This is our soft opening."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

Your position has been outsourced, Blue bottle...if you wish to continue working for us...may I suggest relocating and taking a 600 pay cut.

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"More croutons, sir?"

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

The Waiter

Traders joining Wall Street protests

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

Lunch-Hour Highlights

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

'Darling - are you finding these waiters rather over-attentive?'

"Uh, Dad, I appreciate the 'walkin' around money,' but I need 'walkin' around New York City money.'"

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."

Future Paybacks - water, $400 per barrel

'We're well known for serving only the freshest mineral water, Madame.'

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

'Forty pounds for a round of drinks! Prices have gone up since you last bought a round.'

We all have our little problems, Alansky. Unfortunately, you're one of those who gets fired for them.

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

"Allow Me"

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"This one to your liking, sir?"

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

"Sorry we can no longer supply a free tick removal service."

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"