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'Our server is so slow I'm going to call him 'Dial-Up'.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

"Let me take that for you."

Big Football

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

Sidekick speed matching service.

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

'It's a duet yourself project.'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

When Chemists take acid trips.

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

"But Mummy, you told me that the money in my piggy bank was disposable income!"

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

"Young Justice" got renewed for a third season! What's that? It's a cartoon about a bunch of superhero sidekicks, like Robin and Kid Flash. They start off in the shadows of the more famous heroes, but they quickly show that they're every bit as cools as the bigger, stronger heroes. I think I can tell why that show appeals to you, little buddy. Does your cup feel heavy? My cup feels heavy.

Getting Dad up to speed....Happy Father's Day

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

Batman and Robin

Buckaroo Rogers

"Hey, cowboy, be honest. Does my sidekick make me look fat?"

"What's wrong, Nora?"

Tonto, Robin, Pancho and Watson. Sidekicks.

"Come on, Scratchy -- let's BOTH be sidekicks today!"