Serotonin Specialist T-Shirts

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

"I slept funny!"

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'He tried to play hide and pounce, and I tried wrestling, but it was our mutual love of naps that made us the best of friends.'

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

"You're the 'child psychologist'?"

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

STRIP *Community Care * Change

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

The dream works when the team works!

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How can you sleep at night?'

"I can see it from here."

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

Addiction Research Centre.

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"

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