Serotonin Specialist T-Shirts

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Free-Floating Anxiety

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

"The big screen really brings out the violence."

"I slept funny!"

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Treat me easy this morning.'

'He tried to play hide and pounce, and I tried wrestling, but it was our mutual love of naps that made us the best of friends.'

"You're the 'child psychologist'?"

STRIP *Community Care * Change

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

The dream works when the team works!

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How can you sleep at night?'

"I can see it from here."

"We may go vegan in the cafeteria."

"...and at work, Doctor, I feel all the paperwork I have to do is taking the joy out of my chosen profession!"

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Addiction Research Centre.

Sleep Disorder Research.