Sermon Snack Lover Pillows

"Give us this day our daily bread...and maybe a nice dip to go with it..."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Trail mix?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Super Heroes.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Love is when you watch television together.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."