"I have a feeling the preacher isn't well prepared this morning."
Sermon Preparation Pillows
Add a touch of humor or inspiration to their space with pillows designed for those who spend hours preparing sermons—comfort and faith in one perfect package.
'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'
"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."
"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'
Monk Prompt
"Dearly Besequinned . . . "
When Holy Cows Are Sent Out To 'Pastor'.
When Holy Cows are sent out to "Pastor"
Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.
The Sleeping Congregation.
"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven
Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.
SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.
"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."
Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.
"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."
"A reading from the first letter of Paul to the Corinthians..."
'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'
'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'
Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'
'Are you putting on your Sunday Best, Felix?'
Church: Open Sundays
'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'
Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'
Words falling out of bible.
And then a voice came down from the Lord...
Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.
"Great sermon! - When it comes to sin, you sure know what you're talking about!"
'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'
'Just remember to get your punch lines in before they fall asleep.'
Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.
"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."
"I stand corrected..."
Sermon Preparation Pillows Collection
Sermon Preparation Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the great work of sermon preparation—find a gift that keeps their spirits high during busy mornings.
Sermon Preparation Prints
Decorate their studying space with inspiring prints that honor their sermon journey—thoughtful accents for their ministry workspace.
Sermon Preparation T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for dedicated preachers and speakers—wear your faith and wit with pride and humor.