Serious Swirlers Pillows

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Turn, turn and turn.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"So, what do you do for play?"

Champagne Bubble

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Thomas Keneally

Curtsey

"If you want a balanced meal, you gotta plant in top soil, and rotate the crops."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

Cat DNA is decoded.

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

'It's not an optical illusion, madame, it just looks that way!'

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

Those two ballerinas are so competitive! It's "war of the whirls"!

Casino

Divers Lap Pool

Ice Skater

Yeah, well, when you're old, you'll get whiskers in weird places, too.

"Wine?! Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"

'And don't tread on my toes.'

'It's an improvement, Wally, but I still won't marry you.'

School of Dance

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

"Thanks for helping me to put my costume together. I know we had no idea where to start but we did eventually put ' tu and tu' together."

Do I a-mews-you?

"Tinkles you are my bestest buddy!"

'Clear the floor, vacuum nose, and watch how the tango is really done!'

"As soon as vacation's over, off it comes."