Serious Swirlers Pillows

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Turn, turn and turn.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"So, what do you do for play?"

Champagne Bubble

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Thomas Keneally

Curtsey

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

'It's not an optical illusion, madame, it just looks that way!'

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

Cat DNA is decoded.

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

Casino

"Wine?! Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"

'And don't tread on my toes.'

Ice Skater

School of Dance

'It's an improvement, Wally, but I still won't marry you.'

Divers Lap Pool

"Don't worry...with his swing, this is the safest place to stand."

'Well no, your tusks are not impressive, but by golly, your whiskers are!'

"Thanks for helping me to put my costume together. I know we had no idea where to start but we did eventually put ' tu and tu' together."

"As soon as vacation's over, off it comes."

'Clear the floor, vacuum nose, and watch how the tango is really done!'

Do I a-mews-you?

"Tinkles you are my bestest buddy!"