Serious News Analyst Pillows

Comics section is serious while the business section is funny.

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Trump Poutine

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Why do you hate the media?

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Trump Overload

Bush farewell.

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

Campaign 2016

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

Shakespeare today

The Deal of a Century

Bolsonaro's Management of Covid and Climate Change

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

Defunding the police vs defunding education

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

Plots unveiled

"Tell me again. Is this guy the newsman or the newsmaker?"

"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."

'When we come back we'll talk to a man who made a fortune on Wall Street and almost got away with it.'

Immigration freedom

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"Let him who is without 'spin' cast the first stone."

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Today stocks fell gently like snow dropping on cedars...