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Serious News Analyst Mugs
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"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."
Coronavirus Impact on Children
Trump Poutine
Why do you hate the media?
"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"
Rumors, lies and innuendo.
Trump Overload
'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'
Bush farewell.
'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'
"That does it! ISIS is defeated."
"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"
V-O Day
"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."
"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"
"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."
"In financial news, Greek shares continue their slide. Of note, International Feta Cheese continues to crumble."
Plots unveiled
Victims of War
Campaign 2016
Shakespeare today
"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"
"Tell me again. Is this guy the newsman or the newsmaker?"
"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"
"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"
Defunding the police vs defunding education
'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'
Bolsonaro's Management of Covid and Climate Change
'When we come back we'll talk to a man who made a fortune on Wall Street and almost got away with it.'
The Deal of a Century
Immigration freedom
'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'
"Let him who is without 'spin' cast the first stone."
Today stocks fell gently like snow dropping on cedars...
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