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This just in: A deadly new disease called "turkey leprosy" is threatening to ruin this year's holiday season. Symptoms include numbness in the feet, muscle weakness after working out, and potentially disfiguring dandruff. Sadie M. Cohen, the worlds foremost expert on turkey leprosy, issues the following statement from her front lawn. "You are all ignoramuses. There will be no further comment." What did she mean by that, Harvey? Good question. Let's discuss that for a few days.
"Nation-building never works."
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
Trump Poutine
Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media
'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'
Truth
Two Ways out of Iraq.
Harry S. Truman
"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."
"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"
"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C
USA Hangs the Dove of Peace
Why do you hate the media?
Rumors, lies and innuendo.
"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"
Trouble everywhere...
Trump Overload
BREAKING FAKE NEWS
'Dad, what is peace?'
"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."
"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"
"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"
Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan
'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'
War, Senate Confirmation Hearings.
"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"
'Our next 'cake walk' in the Middle East... will turn out to be a 'pie in the face.''
"That was Brad with the Democratic weather. Now here's Tammy with the Republican weather."
'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'
"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."
Spy Satellite
"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"
Australia's role in the Asian century.
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