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"I see a tunnel with at the the end a bright, white, light..."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Be Healthy

Social distancing

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Let's consider an early dive."

Vlad the Inhaler

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Cardiac Recovery.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

I should probably get out more.

Self-esteem room

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

Saline Drip Sommelier.

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

Mimi's final scene

Vaccine Spring