Hospital Recovery T-Shirts

Surrounded by 'wellwishers' Alan makes a steady recovery.

'Just remember, you're not alone - I'm scared to death, too.'

'I've been told to keep my spirits up.'

"I'm afraid that kidney went to somebody who can write code."

'We've tried everything.'

Concerned patient looking at his chart.

'OK this time, but tomorrow you're going on a diet!'

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.

'Sorry I'm late. Couldn't find a parking space so I crashed into the building.'

'You don't know how lucky you are - It was touch and go! If you'd been admitted just minutes later, you wouldn't have got a bed!'

Bandaged hospital patient listening to music.

'You're lucky! Most shark attack victims don't survive injuries like yours!'

'Apparently the drugs make me hallucinate, not that I've noticed.'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'I think he's asking us to tape the remote to his hand...'

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"You're looking well."

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

'I guess you have another excuse for not taking out the garbage.'

"On the bright side, you are embracing aging magnificently."

"Wonderful news, love, the ticker you bought before slippin' on that banana skin outside the shop. It's won £1,275,391!"

'I'm not going to lie, it's bad. . . It's going to be months before he can text again.'

The uplifting nurse.

"It's good to see the grandkids, but they're sitting on my stumps."

Naval hospital - parrot comes to visit.

Hospital balloons.

'The GOOD news is that the medication you took has completely cleared up your hardening of the arteries.'

'Being accident prone put him here in the first place. Who else but Fred would have a bee delivered with his flowers!'

Plant Story

'It's lucky for you your legs are O.K.!'

"As you can see, we've transferred your husband from intensive to casual care."

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

"You have a visitor."