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'He's got his head stuck in a book.'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Needs more kale.'

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

Love Potion

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

Candle Size

My Cauldron Rules

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Book and magician

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

"She will take me on more walks."

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

"Eye of toad, ear of bat and that horrible lumpy bit in the middle of a Pot Noodle."

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.

"But hey - no added preservatives!"

'What's this?! They left off the extra children!'

"It flies perfectly. The problem is that it doesn't sweep."