Serial Sitcom Watcher Prints

"Try to remember to flex your ankles and if possible walk up and down the room."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

"They don't call them reruns anymore...they call them deja-views."

"C-Span is our reality television."

Bunny TV.

"This now concludes our broadcast day."

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

"Is it wrong to be evasive and not answer questions?"

Wonder woman as an old person.

'Ralph finally got the remote control to work - his way.'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

Rowan Atkinson,

'We had the perfect marriage until we took the magazine quiz.'

Mensans Behaving Badly

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Further Sanctions

'Make of it what you will, but your daughter doesn't realize that Homer Simpson is supposed to be funny.'

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'

Bob Crane - Spot the Difference

'Of course I threw it - It's a throw pillow.'

'I know na-sink, na-sink!' - Sgt. Schultz's secret is discovered

Are you still watching?

'Mom! Betty lou called me a 'TWIRP' 'You are a twirp!'

"We've agreed, then—earthlings cannot join the Intergalactic Federation until they've improved the quality of their sitcoms."