Serenity Hunter Gifts

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

Ask Doctor Ernie. "Dear Dr. Ernie, What is the secret of inner peace?" A short attention span.

Yoga.

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Club Antisocial

Turn, turn and turn.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Meditation

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Showoff"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"It is my place!"

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'