Tranquility Hunter Gifts

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

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Meditation

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Yoga.

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Guru.

"It is my place!"

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Let us take a few moments to release the stress from our bodies. In your case it may take a few decades.'

Working from OM.

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Muzak's Top 10

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

Feathered frenzy

Just in time

On Holiday

"At last - no Trump."

Yoga.

Arabian island

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'