Serendipity Lover Pillows

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

King and Jester

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Mexican angels.

Mexican Serenade.

Relax.

"I feel like I'm persecting."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Suburban street.

Egg Surprise

"Ready...."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich