Serendipity Lover Pillows

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

King and Jester

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Mexican angels.

Mexican Serenade.

Relax.

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"Ready...."

Suburban street.

Egg Surprise

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"I feel like I'm persecting."

'Be careful opening this...it's marked dangerous goods.'

Soup Surprise

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'