Sequel Scholar Gifts

Dodo II

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Playdough's The Republic

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Have you been working out?"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Wikipedia...

"Must be another paradigm shift."

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Petrarch

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'