Sequel Scholar Gifts

Dodo II

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Playdough's The Republic

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Have you been working out?"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Wikipedia...

'Read that last part back to me.'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'Thirty years in academia and all I got was this chair.'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Petrarch