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"If I had a penny for every dollar I had, I'd have two cents."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

It's the thought that counts!

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

Big Medium

Greek goddess

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

Dog Statue

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

"Who's there?"

Walkies with the Stars

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

"Is that before or after tax?"

Leo Tolstoy

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

'Well, doc, I just can't escape this feeling that everyone's in a happy vrelationship, except me. Doc?'

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

Centaur Driver

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

'Born again bees

'Must be Pandora's.'

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

Dragon & Dumplings

"Start at the beginning? Is that before or after I created heaven and earth?"

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'