Sentimental Musings Pillows

"If I had a penny for every dollar I had, I'd have two cents."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

"You wanna put that back?"

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

It's the thought that counts!

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

Big Medium

Greek goddess

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

"Who's there?"

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

Walkies with the Stars

Dog Statue

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

Leo Tolstoy

"Is that before or after tax?"

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

'Must be Pandora's.'

Centaur Driver

'Born again bees

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

'Well, doc, I just can't escape this feeling that everyone's in a happy vrelationship, except me. Doc?'

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

'Simpler Times Ahead'