Sentimental Curator Gifts

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Have I told you lately that I love you

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

Barbara Cartland

'Excuse me. Could you point me towards the books that would look impressive on my bookshelf?'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

My first Boyfriend.

"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

'Save or delete...decisions, decisions..it's just like being at work!'