Sentence Softener Pillows

Add a touch of humor and gentleness to your space with our sentence softener pillows. Ideal for creating a cozy, witty corner in your home or office.

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'I hereby sentence you to ninety-nine -- oh, what the heck, you've shown remorse -- ninety-eight years.'

'I hereby sentence you to ninety-nine -- oh, what the heck, you've shown remorse -- ninety-eight years.' mockup

'I hereby sentence you to ninety-nine -- oh, what the heck, you've shown remorse -- ninety-eight years.'

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"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar." mockup

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

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"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?" mockup

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

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The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -' mockup

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

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''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.' mockup

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

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"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes." mockup

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

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'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?' mockup

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

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'Any questions?'

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Plain English group.

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"What's wrong?"

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"...lettuce pray."

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Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years! mockup

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

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Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..''

Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..'' mockup

Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..''

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'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

'You need to start using a fabric softener.' mockup

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

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We find this model works better for us! mockup

We find this model works better for us!

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"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."

"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect." mockup

"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."

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'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.' mockup

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

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"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"

"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?" mockup

"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"

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'The Chinese translation of 'Freedom of Speech' goes 'The less you talk the longer you'll be out of jail!''

'The Chinese translation of 'Freedom of Speech' goes 'The less you talk the longer you'll be out of jail!'' mockup

'The Chinese translation of 'Freedom of Speech' goes 'The less you talk the longer you'll be out of jail!''

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Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity. mockup

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

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After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!

After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel! mockup

After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!

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"Sorry. We're strictly store-goers." mockup

"Sorry. We're strictly store-goers."

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"I'm a great texter, but I'm a little out of practice when it comes to actually writing. Luckily, the make make a big eraser for kids like me."

"I'm a great texter, but I'm a little out of practice when it comes to actually writing. Luckily, the make make a big eraser for kids like me." mockup

"I'm a great texter, but I'm a little out of practice when it comes to actually writing. Luckily, the make make a big eraser for kids like me."

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'We need to agree a target date for identifying the targets in our target reduction strategy.'

'We need to agree a target date for identifying the targets in our target reduction strategy.' mockup

'We need to agree a target date for identifying the targets in our target reduction strategy.'

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"Why do you like playing Bingo so much, Tia Carmen?"

"Why do you like playing Bingo so much, Tia Carmen?" mockup

"Why do you like playing Bingo so much, Tia Carmen?"

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Somebody simplified our marketing plan. mockup

Somebody simplified our marketing plan.

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My Marie Kondo Drawer

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"Can you rewrite this as a coloring book?"

"Can you rewrite this as a coloring book?" mockup

"Can you rewrite this as a coloring book?"

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Say -- To Censorship

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"Well, they always say it's the thought that counts!"

"Well, they always say it's the thought that counts!" mockup

"Well, they always say it's the thought that counts!"

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'You're my 10,000th conviction. . . so I'm knocking ten percent off your sentence.'

'You're my 10,000th conviction. . . so I'm knocking ten percent off your sentence.' mockup

'You're my 10,000th conviction. . . so I'm knocking ten percent off your sentence.'

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"Do you remember when all we had to think about was the customer?"

"Do you remember when all we had to think about was the customer?" mockup

"Do you remember when all we had to think about was the customer?"

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Sentence Softener Pillows Collection

Sentence Softener Mugs

Explore our collection of sentence softener mugs and find the perfect humorous start to your day or a thoughtful gift that eases conversations.

Sentence Softener Prints

Browse our witty and charming prints centered on the art of softening sentences—ideal for decorating with a touch of creative humor.

Sentence Softener T-Shirts

Check out our sentence softener t-shirts for witty, creative apparel that adds humor and charm to any casual outfit.