Style Simplifier Pillows

My Marie Kondo Drawer

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Any questions?'

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

'I'm going to grow a beard when I get older.'

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DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

We find this model works better for us!

"Profit, loss, why must you all make everything so complicated?"

'Must you get new clothes every season? I'm still wearing stuff I got years ago.'

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

Simplify Your Life Conference, 1,000s of Exhibits.

'Could you dumb it down a little?'

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

'We need to agree a target date for identifying the targets in our target reduction strategy.'

''The wheels on the bus go round and round'? - THIS is your physics homework?'

I decided to simplify my life!

Somebody simplified our marketing plan.

"When he worked in the office, he enjoyed casual Friday."

'Can I have mine straight onto the plate and not on a bed of something?'

"Can you rewrite this as a coloring book?"

Masters of Sameness

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"We're simplifying our lives."

"Wait, I've changed my mind."

"Do you remember when all we had to think about was the customer?"