Sentence Sculptor T-Shirts

"He spends hours waiting for his muse to strike..."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"We're looking for fresh, exciting, independent voices which are very similar to those of our existing bestsellers."

Creative Writing 101. When it comes to writing lean, simple prose, there's the wrong way, the right way and the Hemingway.

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Alien David statue

The Googler

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Mr. Right!"

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Personally, I'm a doer."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Young Picasso at the Beach

"The overthinker"

Candle Portraits.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Compression

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'