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Compression

The Art Student.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Alien David statue

The Googler

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Mr. Right!"

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Candle Portraits.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Rodin's Browser

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Lovely dovetail."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Monuments

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Happy thoughts

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Rodin's Thinker.

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Frizzbee statue.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid