Sensual Music Fan Gifts

Kink

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

EWE 2.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Piano Recital

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Rap music

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Italica

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Freddie Mercury

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Chano Pozo,

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Guitar Man.

Frederic Chopin

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Serenading

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Punk Reindeer

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Timpani.