Sensitivity Satirist Pillows

A Man for All Seasons (Except Winter and Summer)

Copycats

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

'Coleridge'

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

'It's funny because it's true.'

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

"Parts and labor?"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 3

It's academic

"How do you respond to critics who claim you're just trying to scare people?"

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

"A cartoon about Brexit, Syria, refugees, Yemen, France... Anything but Trump!"

"Lionel will be watching the new Administration very closely."

"I understand the sex scenes have been removed but the balanced-budget and term-limits scenes have been left in."

'Don't worry, the money we're throwing at the economy is not US taxpayer money. It's borrowed money.'

"You were hungry? Case dismissed."

Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!

I call it "Self-portrait in Quicksand."

"It's unconditional love Thursday through Sunday ONLY. It's in the prenup!"

'I'm happy to say that both parties agree on the issue. It's got bi-partisan non-support.'

"Officer, wrong number."

"Sabre-tooth, not buck tooth."

Nobody takes me seriously.

'I'm ninety-seven years old and I still have all my own teeth.'

'I realize you're the boss, but if you continue to terminate the employees, they'll be none left.'

'In with the warden !'

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

COVID Santa delivering the new strain.

'Will you stop saying 'we're all in the same boat, now let's make sure we're all rowing in the same direction.''

'Effective communication with patients is ESSENTIAL, so we're going to practise drilling down to identify core interpersonal information transfer methodologies to accelerate a meaningful dialogue with Tim.'

Hoaxer James Bennett (NY Herald Editor) as 'The Funny Little Boy in Trouble'