Sensible Performer Gifts

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Drummer

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Tony's work had taught him that if a thing was worth doing it was worth doing really,,,REALLY well

"More helium."

'Sheep striptease'.

A woman playing the flute

The Land Before Mimes.

Sailor boy

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Sleeping Beauty's Wedding

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

Air Sitar.

Pogo Cellist

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

Mime supplies.

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

Magicians monkey.

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

Madonna

Ballerina

Clown school

Borrowed 200K for mime school

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

Helium Guitar Festival

Naked Hamlet

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)