Sense Of Touch Appreciation Pillows

Sauvignon Bonk

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

The Sensitive Dude.

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

Sensory confusion syndrome.

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

"It's nice, but I never smile like that. I smile like this."

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

'A Lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

'Just as I suspected, you don't have a serious bone in your body.'

"Reindeer?! It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas."

'Then it's agreed. We'll go with our animal instincts.'

Hug someone you love today.

'Mmm...it's got a good nose on it.'

Turf War on West 49th Street

"Wow...tough crowd."

"I know . . . your job's a pressure cooker. So will tonight be natural or quick release?"

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

Stinky fish

"Thanks a LOT, Ray. I thought I had very clearly said 'Don't make me laugh!'"

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

'Come in'.

Piggy banks - scented or unscented.

"Well, one thing is for sure... they'll never replace doctors with robots."

'...a word, Cosgrove!!'

"Thank you for the drink, but, no, you may not have my 'e mail' address."

"He thinks he's so clever, sucking on breath mints and wearing cologne, but he's not fooling me, I can smell he's still smoking in secret..."