Sense Of Humor Club Gifts

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"You two seem oddly suited."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"Well, class, HUMOR isn't usually considered a basic sense, but we'll add it anyway..."

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Pope Kimba XXIII.

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Very funny."

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

"I want to report a race crime.'

"What do you love best about me. . . my handsome face or my sexy body?"

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

"It's not you. It's pea."

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

The chefs were helping local actors who were tired of having short roles... by giving them a long loaf!

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

'He's lying about either a fish or his penis.'

"He seems to have done a complete turnaround."

Hamlet

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