Seniority Milestone Pillows

Add comfort and humor to their space with a pillow that celebrates their seniority milestone—an inviting reminder of a remarkable achievement.

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'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.' mockup

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

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Award Winning Gardener

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"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth." mockup

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

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"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip." mockup

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

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Church Basement Foodie

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". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?" mockup

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

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"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude." mockup

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

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"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date." mockup

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

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"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? " mockup

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

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Tenacity trumps everything!

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"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?" mockup

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

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"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome." mockup

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

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Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift. mockup

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

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"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?" mockup

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

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Space for Lease.

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"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years." mockup

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

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Road rage on a mobility scooter.

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"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!" mockup

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

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"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive." mockup

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

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"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy." mockup

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

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"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?" mockup

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

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You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do! mockup

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

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"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go." mockup

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

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Medication for the elderly

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'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.' mockup

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

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Pensioner's Romance

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'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'

'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.' mockup

'Take this drug...you'll be ten years younger.'

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"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."

"He's dead- but that's normal for his age." mockup

"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."

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Women

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Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?' mockup

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

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"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days." mockup

"My name is Jane and I've been forty-six for 30 days."

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"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos." mockup

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

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"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out." mockup

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

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Undiagnosed middle-age-onset discomfort summer tour

Undiagnosed middle-age-onset discomfort summer tour mockup

Undiagnosed middle-age-onset discomfort summer tour

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Seniority Milestone Pillows Collection

Seniority Milestone Mugs

Explore our collection of milestone mugs—perfect for celebrating life's big moments with a touch of humor.

Seniority Milestone Prints

Browse our milestone prints—artful ways to honor and remember life's key moments with style.

Seniority Milestone T-Shirts

Check out our milestone t-shirts—bring humor and pride to your celebrations of life's important achievements.