Retirement Milestone Pillows

"You're late!"

Medication prices for the elderly

Cardiac Recovery.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Award Winning Gardener

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Church Basement Foodie

Woman crying with happiness.

'Guess what? I won again.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"You're right, they are statins."

'So far you have enough to smell a rose or two, but not enough to come to a complete stop and smell the roses.'

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

Medication for the elderly

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'