Senior Thrill-seeker T-Shirts

Old People Hell-Raising on their Motorised Wheelchairs.

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"Ahh, shade."

Tunnel of Workaholics

Swinging through the jungle.

Tightrope Walk of Romance

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

Lovers hop, skip, jump & leap: Hedge...ledge...edge...Reg & Midge

When Seniors Fly

' Love and pole vault'

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared, can we cuddle. It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

"How much for just the ring?"

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

Jumping in the deep end.

'The hook squad is on its way, Leonard! Don't move!...'

The latest fad to sweep the nation's high schools: trampoline shoes.

Santa Snowboarding

The Big Jump

Tunnel of Quickies

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

"Do you believe in love at first fright?"

"Try to take more part in sport, but not bungee jumping or hang gliding."

Look before you leap.

'How about a date tonight?. . . Well, how about tomorrow then?'

This Summer, Come to...Parkway Playland!