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"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

The Hobby Store

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Cats on Board.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"Ah...here they are!"

Fishing boat.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Island of Lost Guys.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"Perfect."

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

When bored, we board