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When Seniors Fly

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Tunnel of Infatuation

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"Ahh, shade."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

John Woodvine

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Virtual Lap Dancing

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

At home with the brass section.

"How much for just the ring?"

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

Tunnel of Vengeance.

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

Jumping in the deep end.

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

Emergency Brake

If you lived here, you would be having sex behind this billboard by now.

Old People Hell-Raising on their Motorised Wheelchairs.

C'mon, admit it - I scared you a little.

Athletic lovers hop, skip jump & LEAP!

Look before you leap.

This Summer, Come to...Parkway Playland!