Senior Playfighters Pillows

"Sometimes it’s hard to tell if they’re really fighting or just playing."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Performance In The Bedroom

Little boy dragon

'Oh, to be 75 again!'

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

"I've been on the stage now for 35 years..."

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

"Your three minutes are up — it's Daddy's turn!"

Intramission

"Remember toothache!!!"

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

Waiting for Godot - waiting room.

"Show-off!"

"He's auditioning for a part in 'Conan The Octagenarian'."

'They wanted us to take the knee before kick off, but I was worried half of us might not be able to get up again'

'A quick trim, I just heard the fight's going to be televised.'

"So Deb pulls out the feather toy and I'm like, 'It's on, Bitch!'"

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

'You're either very brave or very stupid.' 'Pah! Shows what you know. I'm very brave AND very stupid!'

'Thomas won't stay off the stage. He loves his part in the school play - he's the commercial.'

Merry Widow

'No hitting below the belt.'

Boxing Bull Fight

'I got up for something - but now I can't remember what it was.'

'I have this overwhelming urge to clobber somebody.'